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I cried like a baby [01 Apr 2008|01:03am]

2 fell hard.| Dance to the Tune of an Earthquake

[12 Dec 2007|10:55pm]



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I'm going to hell [10 Nov 2007|12:25am]
I know I posted this on myspace,
but jack walker doesnt have one, and its mainly for him.

"The Fresh Chris of Benoit"
(read in tune of "fresh prince of bel-air"....idiots)

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage
And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage.

In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised,
Choking other men is how I spent most of my days.
Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king,
All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring.

When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good.
Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood.
I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath,
I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!"

I whistled for my son and when he came near,
He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer.
If anything I could say that this kid was rare,
But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air!

I went down to the gym around 7 or 8,
And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!"
Hung myself to death, at a very young age,
Now I'm burning in hell, all because of roid-rage.

this is so fucked up.
but that doesn't mean I won't laugh at it.
2 fell hard.| Dance to the Tune of an Earthquake

2guys1cup [09 Nov 2007|12:15pm]
2 Guys 1 Cup with John Mayer on FunnyOrDie.com

knowing that john mayer has seen 2girls1cup makes me feel like not such an awful person for having seen it.
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stop. [29 Mar 2007|12:43pm]
listen here ho.
get fucked dead.
I'm done hearing it.
and I hope you're catching on.
like the std's have been catching onto you.
it's people like you that make me hate the female gender.
get spayed.
2 fell hard.| Dance to the Tune of an Earthquake

Yo! [07 Mar 2007|10:36pm]
Get in the trash.
who do you think you are?
you aren't shit.

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EVERYBODY [16 Feb 2007|02:05am]
Answer me this question.
we're taking a poll.
it needs to be settled.
Do I Look Like Ryan Gosling?

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mad people tell me that I do, but I just don't see it.
maybe I'm crazy, so everyone vote.
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[05 Jan 2007|10:19am]
so I've had a ferret for almost two weeks now.
I named him lionheart.
he attacks everything and just basically rules.
then yesterday I was dealt the news that he is a she.
and my foundation has been completely rocked.
fuck it, the name lionheart can span across the borders of gender, as long as he/she rules.

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[01 Nov 2006|09:03am]
worst day of my life.
fuck you if you had a good time.
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let's kill some birds, I'm siked. [17 Jan 2006|09:17pm]
so, you know that college thing that everyone is always talking about?
yeah I'm not gonna do that.
maybe later.
it's too much work just to be sent away from everyone.
I'll do that some other time.

so, weekend. awesome.
lauren is moving and that's kinda depressing. we spent the majority of the weekend packing all her shit into boxes. even though we've only been dating 7 months, I feel like I've lived in that house for a mad long time. it was sad. but on the bright side, the entire bunch was there, me lolo jupie andrea and bj. the way it should be. there was bowling and almost manhunt and lots and lots of wal-mart. also this prick named carl who had a sick obsession with odd sex partners. i.e. midjets, retarded girls, paraplegics, girls dying of a cocaine overdose. that dude sucked.

there were singalongs while packing, and laurens mom yelling alot, and her cats being high on cat-nip. and lots and lots of metal in the car with jupie, whose new apartment completely rules. and humping for the memories. BJ's black and white disposable camera was a terrific idea. it caught the last the day that we were all together.

headbanging and humping. that's basically all this weekend was.

and now I'm feeling the way that I always feel when I come home from spending the weekend with her. content, but empty. I grow so used to having her within my reach, but now she is an hour and a half, and four days away.

it's a short week, so I'll see her soon enough. you'd think that after doing this for seven months I'd be able to deal with only seeing her on the weekends but it only gets harder as time goes by. the weeks are longer and more unbearable, they take forever, the distance between monday and friday feels like 35 years. but when the weekends finally do come, I can't concentrate during school, all I can think about is getting off of the train and running to her. every time I see her we get closer and closer, I find something new that she does to she makes me smile, another thing that she does that gives me butterflies, another face she makes that makes me giggle. she is constantly giving me more and more reasons to love her. somehow we grow closer and closer with the distance.

I kinda miss being in a band. I wish I had the time to be able to have one again, or the motivation. I wanna skip the whole writing and practicing process and just go straight to the playing shows part. that was always my favorite. it's too hard to have something down here and then be up there on the weekends. if only everyone were closer together.

blah. the semester is ending, and I don't have any finals/mid-terms/regents, so next week is basically just another break for me. tuesday till sunday. sweet. I'm siked.

I almost num-chucked you, you don't even realize.
3 fell hard.| Dance to the Tune of an Earthquake

Any final words for your loving audience? [14 Jun 2005|01:18pm]
new icon! woot!
thank you to kira and lauren for being awesome.

so in celebration of this new icon, I'm gonna make this thing friends only, cause you know, some shits just gotta stay private

and thats how I roll.
3 fell hard.| Dance to the Tune of an Earthquake

Destroyer of Senses [09 Aug 2004|03:33pm]
this should happen at every show, especially if you are the person in the middle. make sure to watch it all. this is insane.

now enjoy

lamb of god's...

wall of death.
2 fell hard.| Dance to the Tune of an Earthquake

Ive Got A Bad Feeling A Bout This! [27 Jul 2004|10:29pm]
[ mood | down down down down ]

i could take you.

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[15 Jul 2004|03:12pm]
[ mood | im all giggles ]

Christ is not a fashion.

Fleeting away. He laid emeralds in her eyes, but I'd already tried a bracelet made of gold and a scarlet
thread around her wrist.

Everything was wrong so we sang sentimental songs. "Oh how seldom we belong but how elegant our kiss."

We painted crooked lines but danced in perfect time to a love so much refined, we know not what it is until like a dullen wine we pour into a grief know before but never quite like this.

All i know now is regret, it follows like a silhouette
along the cobblestone behind me, but has nothing to say except to innocently ask, its voice delicate as
glass, "Do you see me when we pass?"

but i continue on
my way.

2 fell hard.| Dance to the Tune of an Earthquake

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